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Capitalism wants you to stop snoozing. Here are 6 interesting tricks that will make you snooze even longer!

1. LAY DOWN
The toughest part about snoozing is the strength to lay down again after you woke up. But once you lay down, you become cosy and tired. You will come back to snooze world probably only after a few minutes.

2. FIND THE RIGHT TIME TO SNOOZE
The ideal time to snooze is any hour, any minute. If you go to bed early you can snooze even longer!

3. DO NOTHING AFTER YOU WAKE UP
Making coffee is one of the habits many people do right after wake up. Try not to and don’t take a shower! Just do nothing and don’t concentrate on snooze mode, it will set itself automatically.

4. LEAVE CURTAINS CLOSED
Sure, it’s beautiful to snooze at daytime, but if you go to bed in the evening, make sure to keep the curtains closed, so daylight won’t wake you up early.

5. DEINSTALL ALL CALENDER AND TO DO APPS.
They’re not good for you. Snooze is better.

6. KEEP THE PHONE CLOSE
You are practising classic snoozing with an alarm going on and off? It’s a lot easier to click away the noise with your phone nearby. Also this is essential for killing annoying phone calls disturbing your precious snooze time!

CONCLUSION
Snoozing is good for everyone. Tomorrow when the alarm sounds, you must snooze. Most people won’t. Will you?

(2020, a listicle poem)